Delightful Ramblings

I like happy things and Neko Case, and I can't remember where my glasses are.

“There is no pleasing New Englanders, my dear, their soil is all rocks and their hearts are bloodless absolutes.”

—   John Updike (via onebadapple)

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A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.

You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.

A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

You are in a garden, and you are astonished.

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

(via eightwoman)

dignified-and-old:

amazingincrediblespiderhulk:

olliescribbles:

ellesugars:

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

oh my god im laufhing so hard this is contagious

“Contagious” is right.

The cat is me

That news anchor speaks to me so deeply

Especially when she snorts at the end

(Source: wdbj7.com, via this-sharknado-loves-you)

bluepueblo:

Forest House, Kaitangata Point, New Zealand
photo via spring

bluepueblo:

Forest House, Kaitangata Point, New Zealand

photo via spring

(via this-sharknado-loves-you)

watermelonsarerad:

the-goddamazon:

basicallyfrench:

letsflytoparis:

247muslima:

THIS

WHERE IS THIS FROM ?

It’s from “la source des femmes”

IT’S TRUE.

THERE IS NOTHING IN THE QU’RAN THAT SAYS WOMEN’S SOLE PURPOSE IS FOR OBEYING AND PROCREATING.

We are allowed to inherit and own property and businesses, and we are allowed to CHOOSE our husbands instead of having them foisted upon us in arranged marriages. WE ARE ALSO ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE IN COMBAT.

I’ve read the Qu’ran COVER TO COVER and there’s nothing God says about women being LESS than men. In fact, God IMPLORES men to treat women as equals. Probably because God knew men have a tendency to foul things up and has to remind them that WOMEN ARE ALSO PRECIOUS CREATIONS OF HIS DIVINE WILL.

-huffs and puffs-

Sorry. I was in my feelings. But this touches my nerves a lot when people misinterpret Islam as some misogynistic religion. Nothing could be further from the truth.

yesyesyesyesyes!!!

and I would like to point out —-GO SEARCH THIS IF YOU WANT—- THAT THE ISLAMIC CIVILIZATION IS THE FIRST CIVILIZATION TO GIVE WOMEN RIGHTS AND TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT WOMEN ARE HUMAN BEINGS ALSO AND THAT THEY COULD OWN PROPERTY AND BUSINESS, GO TO SCHOOL, CHOOSE TO MARRY WHOEVER THEY WANT TO, ****FORCED MARRIAGE IS NOT ALLOWED THAT’S SOME DUMB OLD CULTURAL BULLSHIT THAT IS NOT PROHIBITED UNDER ISLAM***** AND YEAH. IT GETS ME SO ANGRY SOMETIMES. 1.6 BILLION PEOPLE AREN’T GOING TO FOLLOW A “TERRORIST” “MISOGYNISTIC” AND “OPPRESSIVE” RELIGION. thank you

(Source: qawiyaaa, via eightwoman)

effyeahpft:

"If God is omniscient, is God aware of my stand-up CDs? Is Jesus the Lord listening to my stand-up? Does he have a sense of humor about it? Does he enjoy it? Is he listening to this right now, or is he going to hear it later? These are the self-involved questions of our time."

effyeahpft:

"If God is omniscient, is God aware of my stand-up CDs? Is Jesus the Lord listening to my stand-up? Does he have a sense of humor about it? Does he enjoy it? Is he listening to this right now, or is he going to hear it later? These are the self-involved questions of our time."

(via this-sharknado-loves-you)

onlyblackgirl:

The history of film in one scene

(Source: frankoceanvevo, via backfromhell)